alt-j:

do any millionaires follow me that are bored

darthmater:

my aunt and uncle share a toothbrush and if that was what true love looks like i think I’ll stay single

(Source: lameboob)

iwilleatyourenglish:

once i went to the movie theater with my friend who wears hijab and while we were sitting down she turned to me and said “people always ask me what i have under here. let me show you” and proceeded to whip out two dorito bags, three hostess cakes, and a pack of gummy worms

(Source: youtu.be)

sexandmanhattan:

Se03 Ep02

  • King of France: and why the fuck would we send money and assistance to those resisting their sovereign??
  • Adviser: well it would be a big 'fuck you' to England
  • King of France: send funds to America

ethanwearsprada:

THEY DIDNT EVEN POST THE BEST ONES

(Source: College Humor)

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determinedone:

Amy Winehouse - Mr. Magic (Through the Smoke) (bonus track from her album “Frank”)

jaimesvoice:

brothers.

(Source: jaimesvoice)

sunburntshawty:

i strongly dislike when ppl automatically classify all latinos as “Mexicans”

(Source: diiosadivina)

trolltina:

me as a parent

littlesilvershadowhunter:

This gif pretty much summarizes how i feel after like every book i finish:

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