• me: *touches elbows with a stranger on a shared armrest*
  • me: what are we

(Source: brandiglanville)

sonastyandsorude:

car buying with kim zolciak

Every time I want a haircut

lordseltzer:

i have to bring the hair stylist a heavily cropped picture of gay porn

reallyreallyreallytrying:

[me drawing 7s with a little line through them to impress girls in the library]: hmm. what? yes, i always draw 7s like this. it’s normal for me.

britneysbaldhead:

sexualbae:

person: you’re trash

me:image

me:

image

(Source: 666clit)