janemba:

*broke nigga asks me for d*ck pics*
Me: I AM NOT A HOE
*rich nigga ask me for d*ck pics*
Me: *brushes the cobwebs off* say cheese!!!

wave94:

*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*

(Source: husssel)

wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

(Source: wheelchair-warrior)

"Apparently orgasm is the only point where your mind becomes completely empty—you think of nothing for that second. That’s why it’s so compelling—it’s a tiny taste of death. Your mind is void—you have nothing in your head save white light."

Jeff Buckley (via wzu)

(Source: theburnthatkeepseverything)

"The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it."

Henry David Thoreau (via psych-facts)